ॐ Kung Fu Panda

It's the story about a lazy, irreverent slacker panda, named Po, who is the biggest fan of Kung Fu around...which doesn't exactly come in handy while working every day in his family's noodle shop. Unexpectedly chosen to fulfill an ancient prophecy, Po's dreams become reality when he joins the world of Kung Fu and studies alongside his idols, the legendary Furious Five -- Tigress, Crane, Mantis, Viper and Monkey -- under the leadership of their guru, Master Shifu. But before they know it, the vengeful and treacherous snow leopard Tai Lung is headed their way, and it's up to Po to defend everyone from the oncoming threat. Can he turn his dreams of becoming a Kung Fu master into reality? Po puts his heart - and his girth - into the task, 


And the unlikely hero ultimately finds that his greatest weaknesses turn out to be his greatest strengths.


Few of the movie's punchline are :- 

Shifu: But who? Who is worthy to be trusted with the secret to limitless power? To become the Dragon Warrior?
Oogway: I don't know.

Oogway: Your mind is like the water. When it is agitated it becomes difficult to see, but when you let it settle, the answer becomes clear.

Oogway: Quit, don't quit, Noodles, No noodles.. You are too concerned with what was and what will be. There's a saying: "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present."

 Tai Lung: What are you going to do, big guy? Sit on me?
Po: Don't tempt me. (That was funny, as Po was hell one Big FAT FAT FAT panda.)

 Po: It is said that his enemies would go blind from over-exposure to pure awesomeness!( well , LOL certainly big fat panda is never awesome, but if u believe you are awsome then probably you can turn this into reality :) ) 

Shifu: You cannot leave! A real warrior never quits!

Oogway: One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it.


Shifu: I need your help, Master.
Oogway: No. You just need to believe. Promise me, Shifu. Promise me you will believe.
Shifu: I...I will...try.
Oogway: Good. (Looks around at the peach tree petals floating around him.) My time has come. (Hands Shifu his staff.) You must continue your journey, without me.
Shifu: Wha-What are you? What? (watches his master leave and realizes what's happening.) Master! You can't leave me!
Oogway: (starts to disappear in the petals floating around him.) You must....believe.
Shifu: Master!
(Oogway disappears, and Shifu stares sadly after him.)

Mr. Ping: The secret ingredient is....nothing!

Oogway: Look at this tree, Shifu. I cannot make it blossom when it suits me, nor make it bear fruit before its time.

Shifu: Master, master! I have... it- it's very bad news!!
Oogway: Ah, Shifu. There is just news- there is no good or bad.
Shifu: Master, your vision- your vision was right! Tai Lung has broken out of prison! He's on his way! (pause)
Oogway: (for a moment loses composure) That is bad news. (then straightens himself) If you do not believe that the Dragon Warrior can stop him.

Shifu: Po, you're alive?... Or we're both dead.

Tai Lung(villain, strongest of all): You... can't defeat me! You... you're just a big... fat... panda!
PO: I am not just a big... FAT... panda, I am the BIG FAT panda

Po ultimately becomes a Kung Fu hero by learning that if he believes in himself, he can do anything