ॐ AB & PU - sPECIES

First Episode:-
Today, "Pu" realized that he has encountered someone very special. "AB" is a very special girl. "Pu" and "AB" started chatting a lot after they encountered each other. "Pu" found her to be very magnetic, he felt that she is full of raw emotions, you know someone who is very passionate. Real encounter starts now, as the friendship progressed, "Pu" felt that she probably knew much more about him then what he knows about her. The relationship was for few days and "Pu" knows nothing about her but when she told that she can write about "Pu" more then he can write about her~~ bang bang..."SHOT to the HEART" , "Pu" was hit hard, and with the natural fighting instinct "Pu" decided to know his "AB". God Bless Google, "Pu" googled her name....wwwoooowww..it was there...right there ....FACEBOOK.... But he was bit confused so he copied her photo and asked her if its her photo. 
booooooooooom, that was like hidden nuclear bomb that ever exploded online. 
just like it exploded in Hiroshima in 1945.
"PU":-IS that you? (Picture attached)
"AB":- How dare you copy my picture?
"PU":- (in mind) there was no copyright act-rule set by Facebook or Google.. wondering if anything new came up..
"AB":- Don't talk to me, you !@##$%%&&(()(##$%^&**##$%^*&*(*&^%$#@!#%^(&)**(&^%$#@!#&%*^ (Series of abusive words, which pu never heard in his lifetime being a guy)
"PU":- (in mind :- Whats wrong with her, that was unexpected reaction..and how come she is using those word..she seems to be someone different...was anything wrong in that Facebook photo, )


"PU" looked into the picture again, "everything seems to be right with the pic, face ..ok..not deformed, .."..what is wrong...yaar...


"AB":- you cant copy my pic just like that, how dare you do that, how can you copy my pic from social networking site.
"PU":- And where is such instruction given??? I havent read it anywhere..
"AB":- just get lost.
"PU":- whats wrong with her suddenly..??


Second episode (Next day):-
"PU":- (in mind)(Lets say sorry, what difference does it make anyway, though its not my mistake, its good to be polite with others) HI, Sorry, but what was wrong with you yesterday?
"PU":- Hello, sorry ..Now talk to me , still angry?
"AB":-  ok , so how are you.
"PU":-  (in mind)(how are you, well I am fine but who are you?) I am better now, but anway...
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.long discussion, which was very pleasant , humorous and friendly
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"AB":- can you give me your Mobile number?
"PU":-(in mind:- something is seriously wrong with her, now why she is asking my number??well probably she thinks we can be good friends, well in that case i can give her my number.but the way she behave sometime, it doesn't seems she belongs to the species homo-sapiens, well now...... , what to do, shall i give or shall i not?? no idea how wil she behave after getting my number..well she might even think something else, or may she already have my number and all the detail and just wanted to confirm from me if its the right information, well she is one secret mysterious girl, ok what to do now, if i dont give  she might react other way..I am in big trouble.. )



ok give me your number, I am giving you miss call.


"AB":- No give your number I will call you from my office number.
"PU":- (in mind:-Now what new "life fundae" is this?) thats ok, give me your number I am giving you miss call, but by the way why u will call me from office number? any specific reason?
"AB":- Its free yaar, try to understand, If I call you from Mobile it will charge me 
"PU":- (In Mind:- OK this one seems to be more Homo-sapiens) HE HE HE..ok ok but why are you avoiding giving me your number.
"AB":- No , I dont give my number to stranger
"PU":- (in mind, now what is this new funda again) Well in that case I also dont give my personal number to receive call from office number (Here Pu actually was trying to be more beyond Homo-sapiens)
"AB":- Get lost..you .!@#@$%#$^)&!@#$%^*&(#%(*)&^$&*(&&^%$# series of abusive language which Pu never eocuntered before follows.
"PU":-  now what...??

Third episode (Next day) :-

"AB":- HI

"PU":- (double cautious this time) .. yes

"AB":- whats going on.

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... Blah Blah...Long discussion continues,


"PU":- I think I should write about you , certainly you are hell a lot more mystery then anyone else.
"AB":- What will you write, you dont know about me anything, but i can write about you many thing.
"PU":- I saw your Blog, you write amazing, why dont you keep on writing, 
"AB":- No one cares what I write.
"PU":- Someone will surely care, I also write.
"AB":- Yea The difference is,  you write story and i write feelings.
"PU":- Thats what I liked about you. (in mind:- Hell how she gonna write about me, she is one mysterious, fiery passionate girl with lots of curiosity, but she is being highly secretive, she is not divulging anything about herself, she just want to know me but not ready to introduce herself to me, she is ready to have my mobile number and call me from office but not ready to share her mobile number with me..now what is this funda????????well if she is challenging me with her WITS , lets the game begin, The Game is ON Miss..here I come, you wanted my mobile number , I will give you my mobile number).


Well it took only few hour for "PU" to get her mobile number , it was not that difficult you know, we are in the world of globalization, where technology drive your life everyday. "PU" being a tech savvy,to get her number was just a piece of choco lava cake. Once he managed to get her number he messaged her, response was as usual freaky, Then finally she recognized that the unknown number was "PU"'s number . Now she was suppose to be happy, she wanted his number anyway and she got it.
but
"AB":- How did you got my number?
"PU":-Thats not important.
"AB":-HOW DID U GOT MY NUMBER,important for me
"PU":-ha ha ha, Cool down, if you dont like me dont talk me.
"AB":- Stop this drama
"PU:-I dont have time for drama.
"AB":-See, Stop this Drama, I am not talking to you
"PU":-(Again she started, whats wrong with her??" Pu decided to stay HUMAN) I am not forcing anyone to talk to me
"AB":-just tell me how d @#$% u got my number,and take your dirty !@# off from hea
"PU":- (in mind:- She is not from this planet, well, no ,sometime she seems to be from this planet well yes , I know what she is) 

Finally "PU" realized that she is someone special, She probably is a "DODO",the extinct species bird on earth.Thats why her reaction was not like HOMO-SAPIENS, well in that case she can be forgiven for all her non human behaviors, finally PU realized that she is kind of girl who need to be "HANDLE WITH CARE" just like the extinct species on earth need to be handled with care. Now currently "PU" is undergoing training on how to handle the extinct species, though its very tough to say if he will mange to handle the DODO as we know most of us are not trained well to handle the DODO's. 


well BEST of LUCK "PU"...take my advice. Best way to handle DODO's are "LEAVE the DODOS ALONE"