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ॐ Birth Of a LEGEND (URBAN LEGEND)

Published by The Name is Bizit | under on 3:02 PM
You must be thinking what is this all about. Its about how fate play with you. I am sure Rajanis dream was to be a super action hero, however it seems he has been very successful in becoming a super comedy hero with all his humorous action. Well I am in no mood of comparing him with any one else, cause I know How to  "MIND IT" :)).
ROBOT was the final disaster. As soon as it hit the screen all sort of mails and facts started being circulated. How much time does one rumour take to become an urban legend.

First mail that hit my mailbox today is about the facts of Rajani. I am really tired with this rajani freako-mania show, but however I cant skip laughing if  I see some new facts about him. Every now and then I will  receive one new facts about him which will out standard all your personal conception and mis-conception. There are infinite numbers of these fun fact, I am trying to type few of them below.

1. Rajnikant has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can’t be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Rajnikant is shot in the head. To everybody’s surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured! Long Live Rajnikant!
2. In another movie, Rajnikant is confronted with 3 gangsters. Rajnikant has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife. He throws the knife at the middle gangster & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.
3. Rajnikant is chased by a gangster. Rajnikant has a revolver but no bullets in it. Rajnikant waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajnikant opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang… the gangster dies…
4. Rajnikant gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. Rajnikant has to desperately kill the villain because it’s the climax. Rajnikant suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air. The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.
5. Rajnikant can make calls from his iPod to his iPad…!!!
6. Once Rajnikaant signed a cheque… and the Bank bounced!!!
7. Once Death had ‘near Rajnikant experience’ !!
8. When GOD is shocked he exclaims “Oh my Rajnikaant!
9. Great mystery solved : the missing piece of apple in Apple’s Logo was eaten by Rajnikant!!
10.The world is not ending in 2012…. Rajnikant just bought a laptop with 3 yrs warranty!!‌
11.Rajnikanths nxt project. Titanic in Tamil. Climax revised. Both survive. Rajnikant swims across the Atlantic Ocean with heroine in one hand and… Titanic in the other
12. In Matrix Neo was “the one” Rajinikant is “the only one”
13. Superman once got into a fight with Rajnikanth. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.
14. Rajanikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
15. Rajini doesn’t need water supply. Hydrogen and Oxygen merge at the sight of him and produce water whenever he wants.
16. All of the theories on Dinosaur Extinction are wrong. Rajnikant simply stomped his foot and they all died.
17. If Rajnikant gets into a car accident (yeah right) His car will need some airbags to protect it from him.
18. Contrary to popular belief, Rajnikant cannot fly. He just jumps and chooses when to come down.
19. Some magicans can walk on water, Rajnikant can swim through land.
20. If Rajnikant ever got caught for speeding, he’d let the cops off with a warning. (MIND IT)
21. Rajnikant can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
22. Rajnikant runs until the treadmill gets tired.
23. Rajnikant irons his Pants with them still on
24. In the back of the book of world records, it says “All records are held by Rajnikant. The ones listed are in second place.
25.The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Rajnikant out. It failed miserably.

26.0)   Once Rajni was having sex in a Fiat . A sperm escaped and entered the engine of the car …that car is now called Ferrari
26.1) In an wild argument, rajnikant showd a middle finger to his GF…n she gt pregnant !!! 
26.2) The movie ‘300′ was initially planned to be made with Rajinikanth. It was originally named ‘1′. 
26.3) Rajnikanth once threw a coin in disgust at a black beggar, the beggar is now known as 50 Cent 
26.4) Once Rajnikant lost his Wallet. Since then The World is Facing Recession
26.5) Once Rajnikant participated in Bike race. Don’t even try 2 guess wat happened. Rajnikant won d race on Neutral gear. Mind it


Now what the Hell was this fact? This is too much. People seems to enjoy a lot when it comes for timepass. Last year it has been observed , forwarding Rajanikanths mail was one of the favourite timepass. Well I dont know if he became a superstar or megastar , but I am sure if this continues, it will be not much long when he will become a LEGEND - The URBAN LEGEND - one innocent victim of our folklore, myths, rumors, and misinformation.

However how Movies become super hit or blockbuster in INDIA is still a mystery,  yet to be busted.

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