ॐ "Big John doesn't pay!" :)...
Published by The Name is Bizit | under Humour on 7:51 AMHeres one nice story i liked. Its about a Guy named Big John who doesn't pay. So the story goes like this..
One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and
drove off along the route. No problems for the first few stops, a few
people got on, a few got off, and things went generally well. At the next
stop, however, a big hulk of a guy got on. Six feet eight, built like a
wrestler, arms hanging down to the ground. He glared at the driver and
said, "Big John doesn't pay!" and sat down at the back. The driver was
five feet three, thin, and basically meek... Naturally, he didn't argue with
Big John, but he wasn't happy about it. The next day the same thing
happened -Big John got on again, said "Big John doesn't pay!" and sat
down. And the next day, and the one after that, and so forth. This irritated
the bus driver, who started losing sleep over the way Big John was taking advantage of his
size. Finally he could stand it no longer. He signed up for body building program, karate, judo
and all that good stuff. By the end of the summer, he had become quite strong; So on the next
Monday, when Big John got on the bus and said, "Big John doesn't pay!" the driver stood up,
glared back and screamed, "And why not?" With a surprised look on his face, Big John replied,
"Big John has a Bus pass."
Moral of the story: First be sure is there a problem before working hard to solve one.
One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and
drove off along the route. No problems for the first few stops, a few
people got on, a few got off, and things went generally well. At the next
stop, however, a big hulk of a guy got on. Six feet eight, built like a
wrestler, arms hanging down to the ground. He glared at the driver and
said, "Big John doesn't pay!" and sat down at the back. The driver was
five feet three, thin, and basically meek... Naturally, he didn't argue with
Big John, but he wasn't happy about it. The next day the same thing
happened -Big John got on again, said "Big John doesn't pay!" and sat
down. And the next day, and the one after that, and so forth. This irritated
the bus driver, who started losing sleep over the way Big John was taking advantage of his
size. Finally he could stand it no longer. He signed up for body building program, karate, judo
and all that good stuff. By the end of the summer, he had become quite strong; So on the next
Monday, when Big John got on the bus and said, "Big John doesn't pay!" the driver stood up,
glared back and screamed, "And why not?" With a surprised look on his face, Big John replied,
"Big John has a Bus pass."
Moral of the story: First be sure is there a problem before working hard to solve one.
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