ॐ My ReLiGioN

I am not an ATHEIST, Please excuse ME.I don't even look like him.
Easiest way to become Atheist is : "Don,t Believe in GOD".
Hell: when did i say i never believe in GOD? Have i told any one of you that i don't believe in God? But yea the way i believe might differ from yours? I might not be reciting holy chants, i might not be smearing color or sandalwood paste in my forehead.I might not be moving around the temple 'round and round'. Unlike you I may not often visit 'temple/Mosque/Church' or holy places for offering prayer, but that doesn't prove i am Atheist. I cant even picture myself like him in my nightmare. Hell ya for all those who are atheist , forgive me, i was just kidding i know you people also don't look like that weird fella in left. where i got him? don't worry I Googled it.I like to be Spiritual then to be Religious. That must not let you derive the meaning of me being an Atheist. Now few of my friends might be thinking what the hell is wrong with me? All of a sudden from no where why am I writing such thing. Well the reason is that, recently i have developed an Image of being Atheist and there are quite a few people who asked me whether i am Atheist or not, but few days back it was the final blow as when 1 of my friend who directly told me to be ATHEIST For last few weeks, its that strange feeling that I am having within me. This needs to go, till now I am not sure why that feeling is creeping up in me? May be, my way of worship stopped for few weeks which is making me a bit  uneasy. Well today is time to take a break & rethink again..........
Now regarding this worship thing, people have different way of worshiping, few abstain themselves from some or whole food or drink to offer prayer, few go to temple to deliver their worship, well no need to go in detail as it's a never ending ways and processes. One day I went to a temple,few people were worshiping and praying, suddenly I heard one person saying to other "Thats not the right way to pray, you have to circle the building 3 times" then i heard the other saying "No, in our place we do it this way". Then the debate started "Correct way" {FOR and AGAINST} but it was different kind of debate, rather i would say its an "multi-topic" debate just like "multi-tasking OS" where the same person is speaking both in "FOR" for one topic and simultaneously "AGAINST" for the other topic,and the topic was "Topic 1. My way is correct, Topic 2. Your way is wrong." Guess, what i was DOING? What else I can do? I was enjoying the Show and I was thinking?Debating Performance can be enhanced by providing both the lady with few peg of VODKA ,GENE or RUM.{OH LORD forgive me for my Imagination}. In the middle of the debate I heard two sentence which amazed me. One of them told that "God exist everywhere, he is watching on us from all direction, left, right, up , down , north, south , east, west..please also consider if she missed any direction.." , as the debate progressed further the same lady dictate one of the laws of worship," People should never show there backside to god while leaving the temple".....I am little DUMB Please explain me, if god is everywhere, up down, left right south north west east then ??? How to manage to hide our back from him?

NOW BLAME IT ON RELIGION FOR ALL THE WAR

But Worship/prayer/religion..is the way you have to find from inside. If you work hard with passion, your work become worship, your religion, if you study hard your study become a offering. Now Christian have their way to worship, Muslims have their way to worship, ...I have my way to worship. The way all of them are correct about their way of worshiping, similarly I am also correct in my way of worshiping. The way God control us, the same way God is controlling my worship, I need not to follow any priest or Monk or so called great Swamis(MMS) or religion. 


I have my own way of doing things.Thats MY Religion, ~~~Whats your Religion?