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It takes a third person, sometimes a complete stranger, to give a fresh perspective to life, things, ideas, to complete the incomplete", :x, Please share me your stories|--Quotes Today:-Whatever happened, it happened for good. Whatever is happening, is happening for good. Whatever that will happen, it will be for good. What have you lost for which you cry? What did you bring with you, which you have lost? What did you produce, which has destroyed? You did not bring anything when you were born. Whatever you have, you have received from Him. Whatever you will give, you will give to Him. You came empty handed and you will go the same way. Whatever is yours today was somebody else’s yesterday and will be somebody else’s tomorrow. Change is the law of the universe.--|

ॐ AB & PU--HonEy, MonEy and MobilE

Published by The Name is Bizit | under on 1:01 PM
This story traceback to my college days. Exams started so i moved into hostel with "PU".The Fact that surprised me was his behavior. When everyone was studying, guess what "PU" was doing?/:) Off-course he was stuck with the mobile phone in his ear. First day I thought it was probably few urgent calls, but on the second,third,fourth day also he was very busy talking on his mobile, I was little surprised as during exam he was suppose to stuck to his study books rather then on Mobile.I asked him whats so urgent then your studies? In 24 hour almost 12 hour you are on phone. He said its urgent as it was his newly found "AB" on the other side of the line.During this month, We gradually got curious on his newly discovered "AB", do not think it other way.It happened while we used to study in room and he used to walk behind the hostel building.He used to sit there for hours and talk on phone, its important to mention that the safe spot where "PU" used to sit was near the window of his room and all his words was clearly audible to us.:)) I must admit the conversation used to be hilarious as it got us glued to the window,listening to his chit chat. For few days i asked him not to waste his time but that seems to upset PU very much, later considering his feeling i decided to help him a bit. With the time i also got introduced to newly discovered "AB", her voice was sweet and I must admit thats must be the reason why PU stuck to his Mobile. One day Pu was discussing with how to meet AB, as he was afraid if he ask her directly to meet or for a date it might spoil the good friendship that they have. Now My situation was like dragged into middle.I honestly used to listen to Pu and also Ab, on the other hand both of them was not aware of the fact that I know the both side of there story.The way Pu was asking out for a advice/help from me to plan out a date with Ab , the same way Ab was asking me to do a favor for her. She just want to meet Pu and she was asking me to make this happen. Not necessary to mention Pu was not aware of AB's Plan and Ab was also not aware of PU's plan. I am in the mood of mischief asked both of them "you will get what you want,but what do i get?":-BAB was sending few gifts(3 jeans worth 6400, 3 shirt worth 2450, 3 T-shirt worth 1699,1 key chain) for PU so, she included my gifts also in that package.
I got 2 expensive ZIPPO lighter, One Shirt, one Diary, Dinner in a 5 star Hotel and finally one last burger in McDonald in Bangalore.:D
All set, when i was moving to Bangalore PU was insisting to come with me in Bangalore, it was all planned, neither PU and Ab understood and finally we decided the place to meet. In Forum, kormangla in Bangalore where i had my last burger of there unknown relation. Now here comes the trouble, None of them has ever met before. Ab don't know how Pu looks like and Pu don't know how Ab looks like.So I asked Ab to wait near McDonald and asked her the color of her dress which was yellow.Pu was in unique RED. while we was waiting in FORUM finally She walked in , hell she was charming.All of us was looking at her, now my friends started discussing who will go and talk to her first, she was TALL, FAIR, and shes got Cute Barbie doll look. I was little confused at that time as she was not wearing yellow and its only me who knew that secret. But unfortunately seeing the enthusiasm of all my friends i also got bewildered , and finally Pu got really angry." What the fuck?, It was my date what the hell you guy wanna go and talk to her for?" X("Absolutely correct" i said, it was Pu's date, how you guys can be so cheap, and most importantly its not that girl, she will come in yellow and just behind her another girl walked in and she was wearing yellow, she started walking near McDonald, she was black in complexion, wearing white flowers in her head, head dripping in OIL with few many beauty pimples in her face and the color of her skirt was MAROON. Seeing her everyone started walking back, few of my friend walked inside "westside" and few just walked away without saying anything, I was talking with PU then suddenly i realized there was no one behind us.This People are like,  walked away straight in front of us giving us a strange blank look as if we was stranger to them. 8-|
I pushed Pu forward to go and talk to her, after all he traveled such a long distance to reach Bangalore just to meet her newly discovered Internet "AB". He confirmed it was the same girl and she wanted him to go with her for a walk. What can I do I firmly motivated him to go for a walk and told her that if she want she can keep him in her home for tonight as he has no place to stay today in Bangalore =))ha ha ha..., she was so happy and i can feel the cursing eyes of PU..LOL what can i do i walked in another store leaving PU alone with Ab. ...ha ha ha ha ha...
All of us gathered around me once they left and started asking me the updates....suddenly My phone rang,........
Me:- Hello
Pu:- Why u said that i have no place to stay in banglore.
Me:- Your newly discovered gal yaar, cummon enjoy ...you only asked me to do that favor
Pu:- I will Kill you, she is taking me home, i don't want to go there
Me:- Relax dude, you might have good time over there. Amazing climate, nice breeze.
Pu:- Fuck you, she is not letting me go, she is kidnapping me.I will call police.
Me:- Police? what the hell? Is she doing something wrong with you? 
Pu:- she smells like coconut oil
Me:- Thats extra Vitamins, you cant call police for that.
Pu:-Fuck you i want the money for the dinner that i gave you in 5 star hotel.
Me:- No exchange offer, Offer once sold cannot be returned.:P
Pu:- She is Kidnapping me ..Bloody i will jump from the car.?
Me:- CAR? she only asked for a walk. what you doing in her car?
Pu:- Yes, her fathers BMW?
ME:- PERFECT, rich girl , Lucky boy.
Pu:- fuck your perfection, I will never ever date any girl in my life, i will do arrange marriage...I am RETURNING in 5 minute.

Disconnects the call.........................................................................

After half an hour we found him running on the footpath near FORUM with his cloths disarray and sweating heavily.I asked What happened? Did something #$%^&*# or !@# happened? 

PU:- Don't ask, I am going back tomorrow and i am changing my Mobile number. 

3 comments:

sandy said... @ April 28, 2010 at 1:54 PM

wat a story....
i cant cmmnt on it... i'm just thnkin abut dat boy... kisike saath asa na ho....

Nabeel Noorullah said... @ April 30, 2010 at 10:53 AM

ha ha ha :) the second part needs to come out :D.. by the way who was this person :D...?

Who are we? said... @ April 30, 2010 at 9:24 PM

hum....i have taken pledge not reveal any names...

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