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ॐ AB & PU - SHOCK THERAPY

Published by The Name is Bizit | under on 11:07 PM
“PU” was bored, His friend walked into his room, they spend some quite time on internet, one of his friend called him from chennai saying that some girl is disturbing him...:-O Suddenly this two jobless guy now got a job, it feel like they just got one new project in there freelancing account.Now the story goes like this, chennai friend is getting lots of miss call from a unknown number,the girl was from KOLKATA..well that was an assumption by seeing the number and her mother tongue which was bengali. Unfortunaely chennai friend was telugu and he was not good in hindi nor in English..so here this two jobless guy got the job ...”PU” picked up his phone and called the girl..[“PU”:- Who are you, why you doing this,,I will file an FIR if u don't stop.."]..blah blah..as if he gonna really do this.. well thats the end of it...Evening,  “PU” went out for a walk and he walked into the shop, there he saw "AB"..:D ”PU” was inside the Shop and Ab was picking tomato outside the shop bending down..”PU” avoiding eye contact smartly enjoying her beauty., to avoid  public attention “PU” asked the shop keeper for a cold drinks, as if he came to buy a drink, but I knew the truth. =)).Taking the drink in hand he rolled his eye in his right.....but OH GOD...What a disaster..where is "AB"..Where is she..oh nooooooooo, she's goneeeee.......:(( all the stunts in vain.....nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.............yea kiya ho gayaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..........




"AB":- aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......oooouuuuuchhhhh {cry out loud}
"PU":- OOOWwwaaaaoouu   noooooo  eee aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa {shout out loud in fear}
"Shop keeper":- aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa kiya hua...yahape kuch nahi hai...{ out of confusion}
-----------------------------------SILENCE-----------------------------------


"AB":- (Recovering from the shock) (looking lustfully in PU's eye) Its oK its OK..I am FIne.
"PU":- I am extremely sorry, i didnt mean to ..i didnt see you.
"AB":- (In MInd, how can u see me? you was searchin me outside the shop, ) SMiles..its ok.
"PU":- (In MInd, when she creeped behind me :() I mean...that..
"Shop keeper":- Kiya bhaiya , aap tho dara diye the..
"Pu":- She is the one who shouted
"AB":- You stepped on my leg , IDIOT..it hurts.
"PU":-..with sad face..I am sorry..
SHOP keeper:- Ye lijiye madam aapki Tomator..Aab aap log ja sakte ho.


Both of them walked away ...talking to each other.....bloody he forgot me behind, excuse me Mr Pu ..you was with me.....what the hell?????arrey mere saat kyu nahi hota yea sab....X(


All izz well...and all will be well ...till next Saturday NIGHT....MR. PU...Grrrrrrrr

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