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ॐ PEACE-I can endure that" my ASS...

Published by The Name is Bizit | under on 8:32 PM
Here is the story of my dooms day, For Last 5 days there was no water supply in my Block, whereas all other blocks in our society was enjoying the unlimited water supply. I learned be very cool , I have learn to endure under difficult circumstances. Today  was horrible when I had big fight with my Parents over a small issue. One guy was given a piece of work which he was unable to finish in time. It has been 6 month he is still processing my application whereas the same can be processed in 3 Months time at the max. Well that didnt shook my nerve, I was still under control when the guy called up my parent and told I misbehaved with him however which was not true. I said in my Mind "PEACE-I can endure that".
For Last 5 days theres NO water, well day before yesterday I ran out of my water storage, all my utensil was kept on basin as it is,now last drop water also emptied in Toilet, now I don't even have water for Toilet, bathroom and drinking. I said in my Mind "PEACE-I can endure that".
In office Cafeteria is so hopeless that it feels like they spray some weird fragrance in there food so that we actually eat less...Stupid IDIOTS , anyway we decided to walk till nearest restaurant in the scorching afternoon heat for good meals.I said in my Mind "PEACE-I can endure that".
My room never had bed bugs..but one of my friend decided to keep her furniture and all other things in my room for 2 month , but how would i know with furniture I have to take care of the free bed bugs...I said in my Mind "PEACE-I can endure that".


Finally today I decided to use my brain so i kept my big bucket under the tap and left it open, in case if water come while i am in office at least the bucket will be full and it will help me 2 more days. When I returned from Office the plumber came and started blasting me..
Plumber(HINDI):- Apne paani ka nal kyu chorke gaya? aapke liye hum logo ne itne din paani properly store nahi kar pa rahe hai. Humari upar complain kiya gaya hai. aap aisa mat karo , apke paani ka conection aaj hum kaatne wale the"
(English transalation)"why you left the tap open, for you we was unable to store water properly few days and whole bulding was sufferring, and people complain about us, we decided to disconnect your water supply"


I said in my Mind "PEACE-I can endure that".

Peace MY ASS, i caught the plumber , pulled him inside my room , locked the door. 

Me:- "Andarr aa saale, mere liye paani ka problem ho raha , #$%^&* ke, (darwaza band kiya, by that time he was scared to death)..saalein ek hapte se paani nahi a raha hai, aur mere liye paani ka problem ho raha hai.
Plumber:- Bhaiya mujhe chordo, mein nahi hu, yea number lelo aap, office se baat karo , mein avi paani chorta na, aapke gharpe paani ka problem hua tho mereko kavi bhi bulane ka.Agese kavi nahi hoga aisa, I shaapath.

when he was Leaving, One of my Neighbor , who has no job , came out, and he was about to start

Me:- Aap andar jaiye, nahi tho kaalse aapka gharka paani ka line disconnect kar diya jayega , dimaag garam mat kijiye.

He silently walked inside and closed his door without saying any  word.After that I called up my Society office and Blasted them for life time..Poor guy, he was victim of all my  earlier "PEACE-I can endure that" frustration. 

All  finished,Silence everywhere,  I was feeling light deep down inside, it was the feeling of inner peace with eternal Silence. I sat on the chair , leaned back and closed my eyes with newly found ecstasy. 

TING TONG , my bell ranged, I opened the door , 3 Police man standing in front of me.:-SS


Me:- Yes , May i Help you
Police:- We have Criminal case on this address


I was like :-O, who is the criminal? who committed the crime? In a minute my whole life was flash backed in memory of past, you cant arrest me for Blasting someone, what is the proof? Cummon..show me the warrant.
 I Looked at the warrant " It read I-304, mine was A-304" :-BI said that I that in the other side of the building, this A ,


Policeman:- Oh we thought it to be First, it look like 1 , isnt it ? I and 1..see..do we have I in this buliding.
Me:- Yes Sir, its big society we have A to O, {A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O.} its in circle , so u have to go behind this building to get I
Policeman:- with loud laugh, extremely sorry sir, don't mind..we apologizes for the Inconvenience. Please dont Mind. Please enjoy yourself, they left closing my door respectfully


Now  I said in my mind "PEACE-I have to  endure that" 8-|

2 comments:

Bitch Unhatched said... @ June 30, 2010 at 12:16 PM

Hahaha! That was so funny! I get your humor, too. By the way, I was being rather humorous than bitter in my post about the dating site. I don't get mad for such stupid things - I can endure that. ;-)
Wish you had a translation for your discussion with the plumber, though. Please keep coming back to my blog. I will be posting daily. Thank you for being my first commentator.
Cheers!

BU

Who are we?-- said... @ July 1, 2010 at 11:33 AM

CHEERS..surely I will help you with the translation ..

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